Im trying to come up with a really funny title to print on the invitation to my christmas holiday dinner party! ugh my mind is blank today, all i can think of is Merry Christmas! haha Thanks
Come to my christmas party and try to get santa to come too.
If a big guy wearing red clothese puts you in a massive sack dont worry I told Santa I want you for christmiss.
Come to my party and give my dog mistletoe.
If you don't come to my dinner party Santa will put on his naughty list.
jiggle bells
jiggle bells
jiggle all the way to my party.
Why did Santa cross the road?
To get to my party.
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia .
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed .
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth .
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus.
I don't think these would really work as a slogan... but I thought they were funny!
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Xmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Think along the lines of how crazy christmas parties get...like for instance..you know I made my 2nd daughter at the last one I attended. so maybe something like..
What happens at your house stays at your house..not that exactly but something along those lines? 
Have fun
Merry Feastmas and Hippy Holidays - Cast Calories to the Wind and come Celebreat with us!
"got a lump of coal in your sock?-Come to my party-lets rock!".....
Anyone have a clever/funny slogan or title for my christmas party invitation?
